It’s me, Santa.
Well here it is, that magical time of year. And once again I have to ask the question, Have you all been good this year?
Ah, who are we kidding? I don’t have to ask that question. I know what you’ve all been doing, and that most of you have been lying to cover it up! Shame on all of you!
I’m just doing this because my PR manager, (in cahoots with my wife) told me that I have to. So, I am going to pretend to be all cheery and wish everyone a Merry Doggone Christmas when the truth is I wish I was doing something else. Nobody appreciates me. Nobody cares. Has any one of you ever written me a thank you card, ever? No. Not one. No manners at all, none of ya.
I work my butt off (wish it were actually true) making presents all year for people who don’t appreciate it, don’t want it, and either break it, or return in within a few days after Christmas. And don’t bother posting any snide comments either. I’ll just delete them all.
Merry Christmas!
Santa
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